

When this ghostly emcee pulls the plug on this evil version of Siri LEGO Dimensions is a 2015 video game made by LEGO and Traveller's Tales and published by Warner Bros. I’m on a killing spree, HALs in debris and feeling weary I think you’re not so sure that I’m weakīut what’s this I see? Who’s the villain in Space Odyssey three? GLaDOS's relationship with cameras and visuality makes her an obvious descendent of HAL 9000, the overseer and central brain of the Discovery in Stanley. So leave me to my duties and go pull your Master Sword to Sally You’re a link in the worlds worst chain, so weak, you’re like a Toon to me Rapping me fruitlessly, I brutally bring scrutiny to your foolery,
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While you’re used to deeper waters, your rapping is truly shallowīut crack those, I’m the black shadow that inspired GLaDOS, Edit: I forgot about the Apollo landing site. It probably doesn't hold up but I like it. The only way for Chell to actually get to freedom is to go back to GLaDOS/Aperture. GLaDOS lets Chell out into a world devoid of humanity/intelligent life. Now it’s YOURTURN, and SHO-Damn! Killed by his only loved oneįailed at scaring even Jobs or Gates, left to rot in parallel space,īut now the sky’s falling and HAL’s met with a Terrible Fate I think the ending is another cruel joke. A creepy conundrum seeing to it that this dunce’s done, My disses burn harder than your corpse if you even try to test me! Your threats are empty and sketchy, you can’t hope to best me There is beauty in your suffering, HAL, you’re another toy to be broken You cant satisfy that if everyones dead so she would be more likely to keep at least one alive. GLaDOS has a built-in psychological need to test subjects for science.

He would follow orders dispassionately and kill them. The save file has been opened, you’ll have wished you’d never spoken If the test is to kill more then HAL 9000 would win. I’m Kubrick’s true flick, an antagonist above all imperfect men.Īnd I was brought to life to defeat you. They say in space, no one can hear you scream, but I can read lips Yours are too clogged with blood to see this You think you’re a Clever Bot, but you’re softer than a Daisy, Girl I flow through space, stay in your crazy world Searching to find creepypasta’s boring lore.Įxecuting BEN like commands - And your victory’s 404’d
